Trash on the phone, bag no. 2

OMG!!! I cannot believe how much some trash bags reveal! If you have read my previous blog "Trash on the phone" you'll begin to notice I have an extreme dislike for people who talk on their cell phones in public. And not just in public, but in crowded areas!

Ok, so I have already established that most of us cannot talk on the phone and drive simultaneously. Ultimately, someone smacks into another car/pedestrian/small child or animal. But at least these trashy people keep their conversations private, while perchance running over something.

I do not want to be forced to listen to you fight with your husband/wife/lover/child or whoever else you may blab to. The other day, I was sitting outside enjoying my Starbucks Americano and a good book when some woman walked up behind me, on her cell phone and sat down RIGHT next to me. CLEARLY I did not exist in this person's world, but she sure took up a lot of space in mine.

She proceeded to talk about her private affairs and left no detail unmentioned. Did I really need to know about her husband's failed attempts at parenting? Negative. Did she enhance my life when she dropped 5 F bombs in one sentence? Sure not. But there I was, subjected to her rantings and ravings about her personal life. I finally had to get up and leave after she kept repeating the words, "No, just look under the table! Damnit, I told you look under the table! FRANK!!!". I tried to imagine what the hell Frank was not able to locate...under a table?

And what about the trashy people who answer their phones in the middle of a movie and say the words, "Yeah, but I'm in a movie.". WHAT ABOUT THE REST OF US???? And Lord help us if we tell the trash bag to be quiet. I have tried this and guess what, they turn on me! Don't tell me to be quiet, I'm not the one on the phone in the middle of a movie! QUIET, TRASH!!!

You never know who you'll cop a squat next to and if you insist on just blabbing away the details of your life, be warned. You may just accidentally find yourself in a trashy scenario.