Yesterday I was at a hole in the wall bar, don't judge. It was mid afternoon on a Sunday and this blonde walks into the bar. A suburban bar, mind you. This 'blonde' had long, fried and stringy yellow/white color hair. Her brown roots called even more attention than her yellow/white hair. She saddled up to the bar, ordered a Miller Lite and a shot, of what I don't know. Chugged them both and left as quickly as she came. She had no idea I was starring at her trying to gage her age. Faux blondes can appear to be way older than they really are!! She allowed most of her hair to cover her face, and for good reason. This faux blonde was well into her forties, dressing as if it were still 1984. She looked like she stepped out of a White Snake video...leather mini and all.
For many women, the color of their hair changes as frequently as their moods. I am a natural brunette and whenever I get the urge to test the 'blonds have more fun' theory, I always decide to keep my own...for these precise reasons.
And you know these people did not go to a mall to get their hair 'did'!!! For the rest of us mere mortals, we don't even stand a chance!!! My mother, a former faux blonde herself, insists we look best with our God given hair color. These poor people need a clue...they look TRASHY!!!
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