My trashy pleasure: Real Housewives of NJ and Bev Hills. These women are about as real as Joan River's face! With the exception of Caroline Manzo (babe in the red), these women look like aging strippers! Does the expression 'just because it fits does not mean it looks good' mean a thing? I mean, alright so you've got the cash to upgrade your body parts and you see the personal trainer more than the kids....but does this justify sporting a call girl's ensemble? Case in point:
Hide the fun bags! Lose the hooker heels! Toss the dress! START OVER!!! If these are 'real' housewives, than I need to ask in what alternate universe are we living? These trashy dressers are actually setting trends...GASP! I'm sorry, I almost forgot the trashiest of them all....
You can actually see her belly button through the dress!!! Such trash!!! Her boobies are too big for the top and she's bulging out in every unflattering angle.
Whatever happened to dressing like a lady? Leaving something to the imagination? Instead of giving away the goods, these ladies look like a million bucks because they hide what the good Lord gave them. Clothes were invented for a reason!! They're not in existence to reveal as much skin as possible without being arrested for indecency. Sadly, in 2011 trash sells! But not every woman wants to replicate the 'Pretty Woman' image. Here are some classy gals that remain style icons, for a reason.
And for an updated class act....
Go forth and be classy...you'll be a rebel in this trashy world!
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