Trash on the road!

Trashy drivers should stay off the road! Their punishment should be having to walk everywhere instead!! I live in a city that is notorious for heavy traffic. Traffic, itself, wouldn't be as intolerable if it weren't for the a**holes in their cars.

How many times have you been cut off on account of some trash bag bullying the road? My favorite is lane mergers. We all have to wait our turn but there is always some car whizzing to the front of the line and then cutting in. I'm not a genius, but even I understand this only prolongs everyone's delay.

Another offense, a trash bag cuts in front of you (for no clear reason) then drives 5 mph UNDER the speed limit.....

Then we have the trash bags who insist pedestrians unilaterally have the right away in a cross walk. The light is red, I'll wait...no argument. But when the light turns green and you decide to leisurely cross the street at this point, why can't I mow you down? The world would breathe a collective sigh of relief at your departure! And if you dare shoot me a dirty look when I honk, there's a special spot in H-E-double hockey sticks for you, trash!!

I think we should be able to shout out citizen's arrest to said trash. Trashy people are all around us and we live in their world, as demonstrated by their actions. It must be exhausting to always insist you're first. These are the children that did not play well in the sand box. Sadly, they grew into adults who do not know how to play with others. It's all about them 24/7.

If you're one of these trash bags, don't be surprised if this gets pulled on your ass someday...karma is a biotch!

Trash on reality TV!

My trashy pleasure: Real Housewives of NJ and Bev Hills. These women are about as real as Joan River's face! With the exception of Caroline Manzo (babe in the red), these women look like aging strippers! Does the expression 'just because it fits does not mean it looks good' mean a thing? I mean, alright so you've got the cash to upgrade your body parts and you see the personal trainer more than the kids....but does this justify sporting a call girl's ensemble? Case in point:

Hide the fun bags! Lose the hooker heels! Toss the dress! START OVER!!! If these are 'real' housewives, than I need to ask in what alternate universe are we living? These trashy dressers are actually setting trends...GASP! I'm sorry, I almost forgot the trashiest of them all....

You can actually see her belly button through the dress!!! Such trash!!! Her boobies are too big for the top and she's bulging out in every unflattering angle.

Whatever happened to dressing like a lady? Leaving something to the imagination? Instead of giving away the goods, these ladies look like a million bucks because they hide what the good Lord gave them. Clothes were invented for a reason!! They're not in existence to reveal as much skin as possible without being arrested for indecency. Sadly, in 2011 trash sells! But not every woman wants to replicate the 'Pretty Woman' image. Here are some classy gals that remain style icons, for a reason.

And for an updated class act....

Go forth and be classy...you'll be a rebel in this trashy world!